Mahoromatic
~ Something More Beautiful ~
When you come visit me,
Anata ni tazuneraretara, watashi…
…I’ll probably break into a big smile.
…nikkori hohoemu deshou.
I can’t really put it into words,
Umaku ienai kedo, subete ga…
…but everything is shining oh so bright.
…totemo totemo kagayaite’masu.
I bet everyone is together right about now.
Kitto ima goro minna atsumatte’masu.
It may get a little rowdy,
Sore wa sawagashikute,
…but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
…demo itoshii.
Let’s fly away to our usual place.
Tonde yukimasu, itsumo no tokoro e.
Tomorrow will be clear with the sun high up in the sky.
Taiyou takaku, ashita mo hare desu.
Even if you get a little lonely,
Moshimo sukoshi sabishiku nattemo,
…it’s okay, I’ll be watching…
…daijoubu, chanto mite imasu,
…right here.
…koko de.
You have a delivery!
Just a minute!
Thank you!
CONFISCATED
Riho Asaoka, hm?
She certainly is a beautiful woman.
She’s perfectly proportioned, and her breasts are enormous.
No wonder Suguru is mesmerized.
But I’m not going to stay beaten forever!
“Mail Order Living,” #16, Fall Edition
It’s definitely not out of our price range…
But with our allowances, it’ll be a little tight.
What is it? What’cha looking at?
Pie-deal Alpha?
It plumps you up in a week!
It’s amazing! I want one!
Don’t waste your money. That has “rip-off” written all over it.
STARTLING RESULTS! Before… After
What? That’s not true!
Look, it’s even got testimonial pictures!
Having big breasts isn’t necessarily a great thing.
They’re heavy, so your shoulders hurt, and boys are always leering at you,
…and they think that if you have big boobs, you have no brains.
Gee, I wish I had your problems.
Yeah, aren’t we just full of ourselves?
Booby-boobies, booby-boobies…
Mommy’s boobies are busty boobies. Warm, soft, and oh so squishy…
Well, Suguru, Minawa. Good night!
Good night, Mahoro.
Good night.
Booby-ooby, ooby-booby…
Mahoro sure is cheerful today.
Yu-dear, good night, ooby-ooby…
I wonder if something good happened.
Something good?
Is Mahoro cleaning at this time of night?
What’s that sound?
All right! My dream has finally come true!
Excuse me…
But don’t you think that bigger isn’t necessarily better?
I think shapely ones are more pleasing to the eye, even if they’re small,
…and it’s the ones that are more functional that you should be happy about.
Tut, tut, tut, tut. What are you saying?!
I was born as a woman, so I must strive to be busty and bouncy!
The bosom to which clasp someone you love or want to protect needs to be ample.
You really think so?
Yes, I really do!
Twitch… Twitch…
Ooby-booby… Ooby…
Suguru, would you like some coffee?
Oh, maybe I’ll have another cup.
Coming right up!
Mahoro, were you using the vacuum cleaner in the middle of the night last night?
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I wake you?
No, it didn’t really bother me.
By the way, Suguru, do I look a little bit different to you today?
Oh!
Your scarf is pink today!
I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, it’s only been one day.
“Weekly POS!”
So, the day is finally upon us.
What will become of the Earth?
What is it? What are you looking at?
Danger! Will you survive?! Unidentified Flying Objects!
Unidentified flying objects?
Ah, so you don’t believe in UFO’s and aliens!
That’s just like you, Suguru.
I don’t have the luxury of believing in them or not…
…because I know for a fact that they exist.
Well, to be absolutely honest, I don’t believe in them at all myself.
I’m the only one who believes in them?! W-What do you think about this, Minawa?
I don’t.
Don’t you think this is a UFO that crossed time and space…
…from the far reaches of the universe?!
Unknown life forms, extraterrestrials other than Earthlings…
…must exist in this infinite cosmos!
Little gray men from the planet Beta Reticule!
They await the day that humanity will achieve…
…non-corporeal form and become Space People!
Don’t you think so?!
What? Maybe you don’t have any interest in that whatsoever?
I don’t really understand. I’m sorry.
Oh… Y-Yeah, you’re right! UFO’s can’t possibly exist!
Spacemen can all kiss my ass!
— Watch it. — Watch it.
I-It’s the real thing! Holy cow!
It’s a—
What’s it called…?
Holy crap!
Don’t be so startled.
They won’t do anything.
B-But what’s it doing here, then?
It’s an unmanned Saint publicity plane.
It flies around at random on autopilot, so it probably just turned up here by coincidence.
Publicity?
Yeah.
If aliens suddenly contacted them, the people of Earth would panic, right?
That’s why we’re starting by simply making them recognize the existence of UFOs.
That makes sense.
Saint royally botched the first contact, after all.
Why has Saint come to Earth? What are you after?
Because we wanted to be friends with Earth people.
Huh? Then why do you fight Earth people?
To test whether we can really be friends with you.
If you want to be our friends, why do you have to fight us?
That’s all I can say for the time being.
It seems Mahoro really doesn’t want you to know too much about Saint and Vesper,
…fearing that the more you know, the more danger you will be in.
However…
Regardless of whether they want to or not,
…people around the world will know the truth soon enough.
So why not wait until that day arrives?
Minawa, are you okay?!
I’m okay. I’m completely fine.
Don’t worry! I didn’t see anything!
What you don’t see doesn’t exist!
I’m sorry.
Ooby-ooby. ooby-ooby, ooh!
Ooby-ooby-ooby-ooby, ooby-ooby, woo!
Ooby-ooby. Ooby-ooby, ooh.
Are Saint really invaders? Are they really evil aliens?
Suguru, it’s time for dinner!
Oh, coming!
He’s right.
It would only make Mahoro worry, so why don’t I just leave well enough alone?
Mr. Ryuga said the day we’d know the truth is coming soon.
Well, let’s eat!
Let’s eat!
Let’s eat.
Honey, I’m home! I’m starving!
— Oh, my! Nice timing, me! — Oh, my! Nice timing, Ms. Shikijo!
Huh?
All right, please eat up!
What is it? Is there something on my boobs?
No, not at all!
Something’s fishy…
Good night!
Good night.
Goodbye!
All right, it’s bigger booby time!
W-What is this?!
Fool! Fool! Fool!
When did you sneak into there?!
Now I get it.
Your plan was to make your breasts bigger with this thing.
L-Leave me alone!
Listen, this piece of crap is obviously just a remodeled vacuum,
and there’s no way in hell it’ll make your mammaries plumper.
In the first place, if this thing actually had an effect,
I’d have super-explosive tits, never mind my already enormous jugs!
What are you doing?!
Oh, darn it!
It broke off!
That’s Ms. Shikijo’s voice. But I thought she went home.
Mahoro!
W-What the heck is going on here?
Minawa!
Dirty thoughts are totally bad!
I’m sorry.
Why are you apologizing?!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow! You’ll rip my chest off!
Take it like a man!
I got it off.
Ow…
BOOBY
B-Boobs…
I can’t go to school tomorrow like this!
Cute…
Maybe this is for the best.
Now that it’s come to this…!
Come away with me, little lady!
Please have mercy, mistress!
Heavy…
Why? Why do you work on everyone but me?!
Sheesh. Those guys sure are a bunch of late night party animals.
Mahoromatic
Mahoro. Hey, Mahoro!
You awake, Mahoro?
Wow, Guri, you speak Japanese very well.
Wake up, you idiot.
Oh, it was you, Slash.
FRAGILE
Here. You got a package.
Vesper Research Department?
“We made this!”
It’s supposed to be some kind of heavy weapon built just for you.
Why are they giving me this all of a sudden?
Let’s open it up and look at it!
But before that… According to the enclosed file…
They’ve intercepted intel that Mainstream, Management’s current dominant faction,
…has developed a giant weapon to try to collect Minawa.
This must be part of a counteroffensive to protect us.
A giant weapon, huh?
I gotta admit, neither one of us is designed to fight giant weapons.
Everyone at Vesper is concerned for my and Suguru’s well being,
…and want to keep anything from disrupting our daily lives.
W-What the heck is this?!
Still, it’s pretty cute.
Look, look! I’m all full and busty!
Wow! My breasts are bobbing!
That’s so neat!
I guess as long as you don’t mind…
Let’s see… “To use as a weapon, when the special keyword is input vocally…”
This… This is…
They’re going to make me do something this horrifying?
What is it?! What does it say?!
I can’t say it!
Armed Brassiere
I understand that this is top-secret military information,
…and they chose a phrase that would never, ever be spoken in everyday usage, but…
So, what is it?!
Come on! I can’t sit here feeling sorry for myself!
I must be busty for the future!
Geez, just tell me what it is!
This is… Management’s giant weapon?!
What?!
So, it’s here already…
Approximately 10 minutes 40 seconds until it reaches Hiryu City airspace!
I must go to meet it without delay!
Hey, Mahoro!
Take care of everyone for me!
Are you going to do it alone?
I’m sorry, Slash. But if I’m forced to use this, I’ll…
All right!
If you’re going to come, come! I’ll never hand over Minawa!
Checkmate!
Minawa?
What are you doing here?
I came to help you.
Here it comes!
This is getting us nowhere!
I have no choice but to use it…
But that phrase… That phrase, I just can’t…
Armed Brassiere
No! I can’t do it!
Minawa!
W-What was I thinking? I can’t believe I got hit!
Big sister!
I don’t want to use it…
Using it is the last thing I want to do…
But…
If I don’t do something, Minawa’s going to…
B-Big sister.
For Minawa, for Suguru, for everyone in Hiryu, I…
I must…
I must…!
Booby missiles!
I… I did the right thing, didn’t I?
Big sister, you’re crying.
I’m not crying.
I just did what any Misato household maid or any warrior of Vesper would do.
I’ll never, ever be embarrassed enough to cry,
or say that I’m a girl so I should cry.
Booby missiles.
Ssh! Minawa, ssh!
Ssh! Ssh!
Booby missiles…
Minawa?!
Suguru?
Ms. Shikijo?
Slash…?
Huh?
Booby missiles…
It was… a dream? Of course it was!
Thank goodness it was just a dream.
Suguru.
Would you like another cup of coffee?
Uh, no, we need to get going soon.
Oh, I see.
SIGH…
I don’t think that bigger breasts are necessarily better!
I think shapely ones are more pleasing to the eye, even if they’re small,
…and I think it’s the more functional ones that—
Uh, you know, I…
Oh, no, I’m running late!
See you later!
See you later.
W-What’s up, guys?
Oh…
Nothing.
Tomorrow, I will be bigger…
…than yesterday!
And thus began a new tragedy.
All right!
Yatta!
Now it’s our turn.
Watashitachi no deban desu.
You bet!
Kitto!
We’re gonna get things jumping.
…osawagase wo shichaimasu.
Everybody!
Minna!
How are you feeling tonight?
Konya no kibun wa doudai?
If you!
Zutto!
Have a problem, just tell us.
…kujou atta nara oshiete.
That’s right,
Sou yo,
…small or big,
…chiisakute mo…
…it doesn’t matter.
…ookikutemo ii no.
Just push ‘em up and peace will come!
Yosete agete, heiwa ga kuru no!
Are big ones really better?
Ookii no hou ga ii no deshou ka?
Go, go, stick your chest out!
Yuke, yuke, mune wo hatte!
When you fall down, just laugh!
Koronjatta toki wa warae!
If you worry about every little thing,
Arekore ni ki ni shitara,
…you can’t live your life.
…ikite wa yukenai.
It’s tough to be a girl!
Onna no ko wa taihen!
It sure is.
Hontou ni taihen desu.
Lots of things make it tough,
Iroiro taihen dakedo,
…but just sing and you’ll be happy!
…utaeba shiawase yo!
Yay!
Satellite Poem.
Boobie-oobie, oobie-boobie, boobie-oobie, ooh.
The ripe autumn filleth over with oobie-boobies.
Boobie-oobie Rin, Oobie-boobie Riho.
Ms. Shikijo, oobie-boobie.
Suguru loves boobie-oobies, big sister isn’t oobie-boobie.
I am not boobie-oobie either, but is that really a bad thing?
If so, let’s oobie-boobie tonight as well.
Boobie-oobie, oobie-boobie, boobie-oobie, ooh.
It really isn’t working. I’m sorry.
Um, I… This is M-Minawa.
This is, um, my first time at doing the preview narration, so I’m nervous.
In the next episode we, um… We all look for something,
…but what we’re looking for just might be a bom—
Oh, I ran out of time. I’m sorry!
Next time on Mahoromatic: Something More Beautiful,
“I Will Find What You’re Looking For.”
I will step softly.